(Crack)Fic: Revelations, Book Of

Um. I seem to have written crack!fic. BSG crack!fic. While I was supposed to be writing a research paper.  Oops?

This fic might be offensive to some people.  I don't want to say too much, but, well, if you're bothered by religion being used in crackfic, you might not want to read this.  If Ron Moore hadn't wanted me to think things like this, he shouldn't have made that damn Last Supper promo pic.

Anyway. You have been warned.  Onwards!

Title: Revelations, Book Of
Disclaimer 1: I don't own them.
Disclaimer 2: I mean no offense or disrespect.
Spoilers: Massive spoilers for Revelations. Just about everything that could be spoiled.
Rating: PG-13 for frakking (the word and the deed). Nothing explicit.
Note: This is not betaed. All mistakes are mine.
Characters/Pairings: Ensemble, hints at Adama/Roslin and gratuitous Kara/Lee. But mostly gen.
Summary: The Colonial Fleet found Earth. And it sucked.

( They were depressed )