shah_of_blah | Insert LOST pun here (Reply)

ABC player is so damn jumpy. I can't tell what's going on, and this is only the previouslies. Switching to Hulu...

Does Jack remember? Why is his neck bleeding?
Hi Desmond! Where are you going?
Aw, they're cute. And Jack's not annoying me yet.
The island is under water? I feel like I'm watching that "Writers of Lost" parody video. You know, the island is sinking! (With the help of the magic turtle)

Hi Kate. Why are you sleeping in a tree? That's clever though, they made me feel like my ears were ringing too. And I kept turning the volume up on my comp.
Miles! But...the island is under water. OH MY GOD IS IT ATLANTIS? I wouldn't put it past them.
Two Jacks! Cylon alert. Or alternate realities.
LOL Sawyer that was funny. Sucks for Juliet though. If I actually cared about any of these people, I'd be sad.
Yup, alternate realities. I'm waiting for Charlie to show up.
"The sky just went from day to night!" Haha I'm having Repo Man flashbacks now. Also nice to see you, Hurley and Jin! I like you guys.
"Oh god, this is gross." Yes, yes it is.
You know, Jacob looks a little bit like Paul from Dexter.

Somebody's locked himself in the bathroom. Sounds like a heroin addict I know.
What was the point in hiding his face? If anyone hadn't already guessed, they would've seen the Driveshaft ring.
What did he swallow? This is new.

So...smoke monster is Esau? I'm not sure if that counts as answering the smoke monster question. More like answering it with another question.
Isn't that like the story of this show? "I have to tell you something really really important! Like SO IMPORTANT! I can explain everything!" *dies* I might be sad if I hadn't guessed this was going to happen.
Sawyer, your angry face doesn't work on me.

I'm not sure what Charlie's being arrested for? Attempted suicide or possession?

Alright Part 2. Buffering.
Previously on Lost: There was lots of blood and freaking out every which way.
"It's not a guitar, man." I can't remember if we're supposed to know what it is.

What just happened?

You know, Kate could've been such a good character. She's pretty badass when she's not all angsty about her love life.

Temple dudes. Not more Others. Geez.

Hulu is buffering so slowly. I'm reading fic.
Okay, buffered!
Guitar case. Huh. Looks like an ankh. I wonder what the security dudes in the airport made of that.

Ugh buffering again. Damnit, I'm going to get some work done. Video has frozen. Goshdarnit. Switching browsers now.
Okay, rolling again.
Check out this temple. Remember when this was just a show about a bunch of people in a plane crash?
Shit! No way. Sayid needs to wake up and kick somebody in the face.
I think Jack's doing CPR in the wrong place.

Hi Claire. Did you die? I don't even know.
But back to these temple guys. Are we seriously supposed to believe that they have been here all this damn time?

Well now, in a weird way we're almost back to Original Formula Lost. Everybody trying to get off the island. Smoke monster. And the damn Jack/Kate/Sawyer triangle (which, you know, I don't want any of them to end up together because they're all so selfish as to blow up an entire island just because they can't sort out their damn love lives).

YES! Now start kicking ass. Also please be the real Sayid and not Esau.

ETA: Took a second look at the Charlie scene and I worked it out this time.

Uh. Yeah. Okay. I think there was something else I was going to post about...hm...

Oh,

krilymcc is hosting a multi-fandom fic battle thingy here. Somebody should write my Kara/Sayid prompt, because I think it would be tacky for me to do it myself...

Also, somebody prompt me for this meme!