Lost (The Last Recruit) + meme

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Alright, well daybreak777  inspired me to try liveblogging again, so here we go!

Previously on Lost: Everyone goes to the hospital!

"This may be hard for you to believe, Jack, but all I've ever been interested in is helping you."
It is hard to believe.

Hey, Sun and Locke are like ambulance buddies.  Maybe Ben and JIn will hang out in the waiting room together.

Re: Claire and Jack.  This family reunion is super awkward.  I don't remember when they respectively found out about their shared parentage (because...Jack didn't know Aaron was his nephew, did he?  Back in...2 seasons ago or something)

"You decided the moment you let him talk to you."  It does seem to come down to what whatshisface Temple Dude said.  Oh Sayid, if you'd only stabbed him a minute earlier.

"Who the hell's Anakin?"  You serious, Sawyer?  You live under a rock?  This is like in Big Bang Theory when Penny didn't know who the X-Men were.  You don't have to be a nerd to know some of these things.

Hurley (to Claire): You look great!  (with your squirrel hair)

Ooh, I forgot about Cop!Sawyer!  Is he gonna show up to the hospital too?  Right, and Charlotte speaks Korean so maybe she'll get there too.

Poor Sayid.  He's just misunderstood.

Hey Desmond, how you doing?  You know, that well seemed deeper last week.

"What will you tell her?'  OH SNAP deep emotional moment.

Ohh those wet jeans are gonna be so unpleasant.  Shoulda dressed for a swim, you two!

I feel sorry for Claire and all, but seriously woman, you left your baby in the middle of the jungle.  You might not want to point fingers when it comes to abandonment.

Real subtle guys.  Running off into the jungle like that.  Real subtle.

Oh, are we finally gonna find out who mini!Jack's mom is?  Or not.  Hello Ilana.  Looks like we've got another family reunion coming right up.

Jack/Kate/Sawyer...*yawn*  I've actually been enjoying all three of them individually this season (yes, even Jack!  And Kate!  No one is more shocked than I), but they become exponentially less interesting the closer they are to each other.

Jin you better not be lying about the baby being okay.

OMGJINYAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Hey, she remembered her English.

Ouch.  Man, did they just blow up all of the extras...and still miss Locke?

Huh.


And now, a meme.  Just because.  I spent a ridiculous amount of time on this.  Snagged from queenofthorns .

Pick 15 of your ships and write down a quote for each of them. Let your f-list guess. Looking them up on IMDb or Google is cheating. I only did 10 because I'm lazy and couldn't be bothered finding quotes for five more.  Also, I didn't check all of these with transcripts, so there might be a few mistakes.

Quote #1
A: I thought you were dead.
B: Well, I thought you were in hack.
A: It’s good to be wrong.
B: You should be used to it.
A: Everyone has a skill.

Kara/Lee, obviously, guessed by everybody (but queenofthorns  first)

Quote #2
A: You can’t ever put things back the way they were.
B: Are you okay?
A: I’m sorry, it’s just…You know, it takes time. You can’t just have coffee and expect—
B: I know.
A: There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again, on both sides. You have to learn if…if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each others' lives. It’s a long, important process…and can we just skip it? Can you just be kissing me now?

Willow/Tara, guessed by stripes13 

Quote #3
A: Thought you wanted to spend some time off-ship this visit.
B: Seems like out there it’s all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code’s easier, and I know all the steps.
A: I’d say you do, at that.
B: Don’t fall asleep now! Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone.

Zoe/Wash, guessed by stripes13  and olaf47 

Quote #4
A: We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool [name], and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or [other name], for some reason. What I want from you I can never have. You don't need me to take care of you anymore. So I'm gonna go.
B: I don't accept that.
A: You have to.
B: How can.... There's gotta be some way we can still see each other.
A: There is: tell me that you don't love me.

(oh god, everything from them is such angstcakes)
Buffy/Angel, guessed by queenofthorns 

Quote #5  (ETA: I realized I had left out a crucial part of this--fixed now!)
A: Your ass is ringing.
B: My ass rings a lot.
A: You ever think about setting it on vibrate?
B: I'm not sure I'm comfortable enough with my manhood for that.  Here, it's on the house.
A: Right on.  So why do you have an ass if you don’t answer it?
B: Well, I used to answer it.  I just haven't answered it since I got married. And that was like, six days ago.

Jaye/Eric, guessed by ivanolix 

Quote #6
A: Don’t say a word. I don’t want to have to convince you. I just want you to show up. I’m gonna kiss you now, if that’s okay.

Chuck/Sarah, guessed by rdave1 

Quote #7  (This is not exactly from the characters’ canon…but a million points to anyone who guesses it.)

"With whom have you been kissing?" [A] demands. "I want to know. You're really -- very -- more than decent, but I would have thought you'd be all wiggling lips and -- maybe it's just because you're -- well, you -- "

"You just said 'with whom,'" [B] babbles inanely. "That's really, that's very -- especially because actually 'to kiss' is a transitive verb so you don't even need the preposition, you might have just said, whom, either way, I haven't, so it's -- "

"[B]," [A] says, breathlessly. "[B], you taste like puke, but the thing is, I want to kiss you anyway. I have to actively, you know, stop myself, because it is nice but you do taste like stomach acid and I can't, I can't, you know, really, no matter how nice it is, that is completely vile, you know."

Quote #8
A: I'll be looking for you, [name], every moment, every single moment. And when we do find each other again, we'll cling together so tight that nothing and no one'll ever tear us apart. Every atom of me and every atom of you... We'll live in birds and flowers and dragonflies and pin trees and in clouds and in those little specks of light you see floating in sunbeams... And when they use our atoms to make new lives, they won't just be able to take one, they'll have to take two, one of you and one of me, we'll be joined so tight.

Lyra/Will, guessed by stripes13 

Quote #9
A: I trust him ‘cause he’s like you, except with dating and dancing… What?
B: You just assume that I’m…
A: What?
B: You just assume that I don’t…dance.

Rose/Nine, guessed by stripes13  (again!)

Quote #10
A: I thought our story was epic, you know? You and me.
B: Epic how?
A: Spanning years and continents. Lives ruined, blood shed, epic. But summer’s almost here, and we won’t see each other at all. Then you’ll leave town. Then it’s over.
B: [name]
A: I’m sorry about last summer. You know, if I could do it over…
B: Come on, ruined lives? Bloodshed? You really think a relationship should be that hard?
A: No one writes songs about the ones that come easy. 

Logan/Veronica, guessed by stripes13  and thrace_adama 

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